RAT-ANT
Frequently mistakenly referred to as rodents, rat-ants are vicious,
fierce insects that, oddly enough, have the
characteristics of both a rat and an ant. These ferocious feral
creatures are six-legged, with chitinous shells and needle-sharp
pincers around their mouths which are lined with rows of razor sharp
teeth. They are also equipped with insect eyestalks and antennae, but have long rat-like, whip-like tails, sparse tufts of
hair, claws, and lots of squeaking. Although roughly the size of rats,
the rat-ant can
be quite deadly, as its cookbook says plenty about peasants (and
especially candy). The mere sight of food brings forth massive dripping
salivation. Rat-ants are easily agitated, demonstrated by the hissing and clicking their nasty sharp mandibles.
These
creatures exhibit an ant-like social order, communicating by moving
their antennae in semaphore. Their communities consist of rat-ants of
varying sizes, ages and social roles, and they bear live young (which
if absolutely necessary, are carried by the adults). They have a crude
intelligence, evidenced by the tiny spears of the warrior caste which
walk precariously on their hind legs. Rat-ants assemble in packs,
commanded by a leader, much in the fashion
of a drill sergeant ordering his troops. The others follow suit,
bobbing and and weaving to some unheard beat or rhythm, as they form
orderly rows, break formation, and march, all working together
as
though part of a sophisticated military procession.
Rat-ant nests are jerry-built constructions of all sorts of odds
and ends precariously stuck together, incorporating any new item them
find into the jumble. The destruction of one of their nests forces them
to frantically evacute and immediately begin constructing a new one,
many times frugually incorporating all the materials from the old. At
least a small number of guards always keep watch for intruders.
Giant rat-ants have also been rarely observed.
When magic began to fail in 966 packs of these creatures headed into
human towns and villages, most notably Grubbo-by-the-Sea.
During the
Great Monster Uprising of the
Second Age of Magic, rat-ants were reported in the following regions:
White Cliffs Beach,
Aragain Falls,
Fenshire,
The Gray Mountains,
Antharian Caves,
Granola Mines,
Gurth Woodland Trial,
Discipline Beach,
Grubbo Hills,
Crab Island,
Kovalli Desert,
The Glass Maze,
Bozbarland,
and the
G.U.E. Tech Training Grounds in the
Ethereal Plane of Atrii.
ORIGINS OF THE RAT-ANTAlthough
it is a mystery as to how these strange looking creatures arose, there
are several theories. Most prominent amongst these are:
- They are extraterrestrial visitors from another world (judging from the
ruins of the Cultural Complex, this is most likely the correct theory).
- They are the result of an incredible magical disaster which has
melded and mutated several small, cute woodland creatures (such as
squirrel-voles, badger-owls and kitten-trees) and also produced the
rat-ant.
- They are escaped medical experiments
from a mad scientist who was later locked up in the Gray Mountains
Asylum.
- They are the result of some forbidden (and very difficult) union of rat and ant.
- "Who knows and who cares? They're vicious little buggers, but
taste
better than what I slept in last night." (As far as our researchers
have determined, the only person to postulate this theory was an
infamous unknown drunk
living in Port Foozle during the Second Age of Magic.)
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