PLATYPUS
The platypus is a small, aquatic, intelligent, egg-laying mammal with
webbed feet and a bill like a duck's, but without the ability to fly.
It is a well-kept secret that in two separate locations, groups of
platypi have clustered together into kingdoms governed from magnificent
castles. These two platypi kingdoms can be found in the
Mithicus
Mountains, and on
Misty
Island in
Antharia.
It has been suggested that
the platypus outpost on Antharia's Misty Island is in fact no more than
the winter home for the platypi wishing to avoid the frigid climates of
the Mithican Mountains.
HISTORY OF THE PLAYTPI KINGDOMS
These
two platypus civilizations are remnants of the once mighty
Anatian
Empire that spanned both Antharian and the
Westlands centuries before
the dawn of
Quendor.
Their mythic ancestors were in fact truly human
monarchs. It is estimated that around 800 BE, some great disaster fell
upon this empire. Most anthropologists today term the disappearance of
the Anatian Empire as a “goof-up of the first order.”
Since
the Mithican tongue had been formed from the elements of magical
incantations, the mysterious disappearance was most likely the
accidental side effect invoking some potentially dangerous spell,
namely one of transformation. All in one sudden stroke, every member of
the ruling family, and large segments of the population as a whole,
were transformed without warning into platypi. With the rulers of the
kingdom stuck in Mithicus and Antharia in the feeble isolation of
newly-born platypi, all form of order and civilization in the lands in
between came to a sudden halt. In a matter of minutes, the empire
collapsed, only to survive in distant and obscure legends. Today the
platypi continue to be governed by the same ruling family which had
dominated the Anatian Empire.
Not everybody today agrees
with the problematic Platypus Scenario. Lacking any evidence in favor
of some magical spell that turned an entire ruling family into a flock
of platypus overnight, most people prefer to dismiss the Misty Island
and Mithicus Mountains settlements as hopelessly confused enigmas that
will never be explained, even by blaming the entire affair on the
Implementors. (
Zorbius Blattus, for
instance, in his 900 Questions on
Just About Everything, saw fit to ask: “How exactly could a platypus
live in a castle? Have you ever actually looked at a platypus?”) In any
case, the Platypus Scenario is our best and only guess as to the
origins of civilized life in the
Southlands
of Quendor.
Generally
the platypi remain separate from mankind, but occasionally a platypus
tale enters the lore of man. Historical trivia tells us that these
platypi played an indirect role in the respective defeats of
Gladys The
Evil One (1157 GUE), and a monstrous
Ur-Grue (966 GUE). The Legend
of
Wishbringer also
involved platypi.
CULTURE OF THE PLATYPI
The
platypi are familiar in both the arts of magic as well as the crafting
of small silver whistles, that when tooted would carry the blower away
on unseen hands to a distant location. Their
Whistles of Summoning,
which have been found around the necks of several
pterodactyls, draw
the conclusion that these furry creatures used these winged animals for
flight. Platypi are easily offended, even acts such as the refusal of a
gift are enough to earn the sentence of enslave within the Antharian
Granola Mines (even
those dwelling in Mithicus send their prisoners
here). If a platypus finds the need to show their humble gratitude to a
human, they do so by licking their shoes. Platypus can commonly be seen
preening themselves.
Platypus-gut strings are said to be the most resonant when strung to
the
violin.
SILVER WHISTLES
Almost all whistles in the world by 966 GUE were
manufactured by the platypi. Apart
from their
Whistles
of Summoning, the most common of these is
shaped like a platypus and twinkles with gentle magic. When blown, a
clear, sweet note stills the air with its beauty, before a sudden gust
of wind teleports the tooter to its destination. Every platypus of the
Misty Island carries one of these whistles, which instantly returned
them to the royal palace. They sometimes repay good deeds done on their
behalf by presenting one of these magic relics.
TRIVIA
Both
"platypuses" and "platypi" are the plural form of "platypus."
SOURCE(S): Beyond
Zork, Wishbringer, Wishbringer (the novel), History of Quendor, Legends
of Zork |