GREAT
UNDERGROUND MOUNTAIN
In a rare moment of restraint,
Dimwit Flathead scaled back his plans for putting
an entire mountain range in the castle, settling for merely a single
mountain. The Great Underground Mountain is one of the many
awe-inspiring features of Dimwit's castle in
Flatheadia, existing
entirely underground.
The
mountain was crested with a tiny plateau, a man's length lower than the
ceiling of the castle. The inspiring view made it easy to see why
Dimwit Flathead climbed this mountain with such frequency. (Some
quibblers insisted that it's hardly "mountain climbing" to be carried
up in a plush sedan chair, but those quibblers were all tortured to
death years ago.) Within a grotto near the peak was a shrine to
Saint Foobus of
Galepath. At the base of the mountain lay the stables which once held the thousands of royal
mounts.
To the west of the mountain are the
placid waters of
Lake Flathead; to the southwest is the vast indoor
Great Underground Desert, divided by the verdant
Great Underground
Woods and
Savannah.