BEJEWELED
HERRING OF FLATHEADIA
The Bejeweled Herring of
Flatheadia, created by the powerful sage
Fizzonacci,
was nothing but a fish with some rubies stuck to it. Desiring to waste
the time of adventurer's, he mounted this red herring on the wall of
one of the runined buildings of
Pheebor with a note that read:
Hahaha!
Take THAT, evil villain! You've probably spent YEARS searching for this elusive
fish of power, and actually all it really is just a fish with some rubies stuck
to it! You spent all this time looking for a red herring, you moron! Bwahahaha!
That was time you could have spent hurling fireballs at orphanages, or kicking
puppies, and I've wasted it! HA! I'm so smart it's a wonder my brain just
doesn't explode.
In
order to lure adventurers into seeking out this so-called legendary
relic, Fizzonacci wrote a paper once on his mighty herring, where he
claimed that he was so proud of his creation of unimaginable powers
that he immediately hid it and then pretended that he had never
invented it in the first place:
Robbery,
evil, phear: the upper echelons of wizardry cannot just look on as these curses
take hold in our lands and our people! We must do what we can to fight off the
evil in this wondrous place and help to unite all people under our banner of
peace and harmony! To this end, I have created one item to rule them all! It is
the Majestic Bejeweled Herring of Flatheadia, and they who own it will have
power unimaginable! But they must be truly intelligent, honorable and just to
control power such as this, and to this end I have hidden it, safeguarding this
most precious, jewel encrusted of treasures against any but the deserving. I
have hidden it somewhere which can only be reached by those with one hand, can
only be seen by those with one eye, and can only be recalled by those with one
single memory. Whatever else may come in your quest, all this is bathed in the
rubies of my prize. May you prove worthy, or all hope is lost for our lands.
During
the
Great Monster Uprising,
Frizzlebits and the
Grand Wizard, knowing
that the Bejewled Herring was a fake, found it humorous enough to
send "
Detective Softly" on a quest to find it (Frizzlebits had additionally planned to make him use it to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest,
but the Grand Wizard decided against it). When the disgruntled
adventurer returned after finding Fizzonacci's note, the Grand Wizard
admitted their act of humor.
| SOURCE(S): Legends of Zork |