Okay, let's do this the good old way.
*Basse pours rye for everybody and toasts*
Here's to us!
*Basse pour yet more rye for everybody and toasts*
Who likes us?
*Basse pour yet more rye for everybody and toasts*
Damn few!
*Basse pour yet more rye for everybody and toasts*
And they're all dead!
*Basse is about to pour more rye for everybody but falls off his chair. This reveals a hidden trap door.*
Cheers everyone!
Aww, come on! You can't even write damn?!