UNKNOWN INQUISITION GUARD
In 1066 GUE, after being relieved by Earl at the Port Foozle
Inquisition Gift Kiosk, an unknown Private, Seventh Class, in the
Inquisition Guard returned to the Headquarters of Frobozz Electric.
Gesticulating in front of the Guard was the Pastor of Disaster, the
Minister of Sinister, the Grand Inquisitor. Because the other
Inquisition Guard heroes were
indisposed, the Grand Inquisitor sent this Guard on a very special
mission to research a heretofore undiscovered area of the Great Underground
Empire near Port Foozle. This was the region of the lost Cultural Complex, originally
built in the days of Dimwit Flathead and expanded by later successors. Coincidentally,
the annual Grue Convention was taking place at the complex then.
Upon entering, the cavern
collapsed, temporarily trapping the Inquisition Guard within. After being one
of the only men to see a grue and live, infiltrating the convention, speaking
with two of the Implementors (Marc Blank and Mike Berlyn), and leading a train
of mutant rat-ants to reopen the tunnel to the surface, the minion escaped. The
Grand Inquisitor and Wartle welcomed the Inquisition Guard. The minion received
a half day off for the exemplary work.