THWACK
OF MAREILON
Thwack of Mareilon classified the Moss of Mareilon in 843 GUE. In 845 he published the book, "The Biological
and Thaumaturgical Properties of Mareilon Moss."
Some
apocryphal reports of the day's events note that Thwack of Mareilon was
actually in the audience to witness King Barbawit Flathead's comic
routine, and was in fact more than somewhat inspired by the pale
greenish color of the fluids gushing from the injured monarch's ears,
eyes and nose, after the king himself was pulled off the stage and
attacked by the angry mob, barely escaping with his life. Whether this
odd revelation was in fact the breakthrough that led him to the correct
classification of the Moss of Mareilon, we will in all likelihood never
know.