REBECCA
SNOOT
The very brilliant, self-reliant and very shapely Rebecca Snoot, was as
innocent as a Borphee congressman and always
studying. Daughter of Obediah Snoot IV, she graduated Suey Cum Loudly
in Jam of 1640 GUE as Ms. Mavis Peepers star pupil. Able to pick up
languages "faster than a zorklitz," she continued her
anthropological studies after graduation and wrote books. After
experimenting with illumynite, she filed a patent and copyright
for her Illumynite Nail Polish and Lipstick. She also was highly
interested in archery (pictures of her feats adorned her bedroom
walls), slings, and nature.
In the 1640s, she
continued to live with her father on his farm, in a less than feminine
bedroom (but definitely not a lumberjack's); very few items revealed
her feminine aspects, but they were there. When the curse of
Morphius began to drawn buildings from the surface into the Great
Underground Empire, her home and family were not spared. This forced
her to become a strong-willed woman, not by choice, but
because most of the men in the Valley were either wimps or too old to
rebel against the intruding force that was threatening the region; and
through this independence, this tough woman inherited her father's
quick temper. But
in reality, she was a soft and caring indvidual, who only needed the
right
hero to bring it out.
In her dreams, the dreaded
evil Morphius continued to introduce itself to her. And she soon came
to realize that the evil force was able to easily detect and monitor
the entire valley. Any rebellious person was instantly abducted by the
vultures and turned into a statue. Catching onto this fact, she was
careful not to wind up like the others.
Rebecca
always fed her cow Moodonna carrots so she would see better in the
dark.
Once the milk-maker escaped and tore up Witch Itah's vegetable garden,
but only consumed the carrots. Later (about a month prior to the defeat
of Morphius), the old barn suddenly burst into flames which destroyed
it (caused by Morphius' Dead Zones). For awhile the remains of the
Moodonna could not be found, and she assumed that the vulture had
gotten her, but later it somehow came into the possession of Angus
Pugney, a
nearby neighbor, who tended it as his own.
Knowing that
Morphius' minions could be anywhere, as the days grew more evil,
Rebecca decided that she needed to quiz all strangers to determine
whether or not they were on her side. By using selected trivia from
Zorkian history, she was somehow able to quickly tell if the suspect
meant her good or ill-fortune.
In 1647 GUE, the Sweepstakes Winner,
was one of these who were tested. On that day (or maybe a couple prior)
Rebecca's father had gone missing and, unknown to her, was turned into
a statue (in fact, the Sweepstakes Winner had met him just prior to his
petrification incident). At the very time Rebecca was making
preparations to go out and find him, that Sweepstakes
Winner stealthy entered the Snoot residence by slipping through an
open window, and encountered the anthropologist in her own bathroom.
With a single punch, she knocked the
intruder unconscious. After changing her clothing, she kept the man at
gunpoint until consciousness returned. From there she proceeded to
ask the intruder her question. Once it was correctly answered, she was
befriended and granted permission that anything within the house could
be taken.
Over time, Rebecca continued to aid this adventurer
whenever he was lost or confused by gathering
information for him and even translating one of four jokes, which would
be
essential in the recovery of the six pieces of the last
Flying Disc of Frobozz. But attempting to elude detection by
Morphius, most of her newfound information was transmitted to the
adventurer cloaked in riddles or in vague communications. Although
she never directly accompanied the adventurer (being a tough cookie she
rather insist she could do it on her own), this was, in fact, the hero
who was finally able to rekindle her tender side that had been lost
through all the desolation.
While that nameless Sweepstakes Winner
raided the Citadel of Zork, Rebecca, despite all her caution, was captured, turned to stone, and
set on display in Morphius' research laboratory along with the others. Upon his defeat,
Rebecca was freed from her stone prison. Having fostered romantic
interest for one another during the course of their explorations, the
Sweepstakes Winner and Rebecca Snoot became a couple following the
conclusion of these events; it is unknown if their relationship ever
consummated in marriage.
During the 1640s,
Rebecca was in the process of authoring a book called
"Zork: The Return of Evil," which when released after 1647, was a
companion book to "The Rise and Fall of Zork." Her book was on sale for
a mere two zorkmids. In this book, she went to great lengths to prove
that Belboz, far from being either a drooling idiot or a vegetable, was
in fact still in full possession of his faculties by 966, and
furthermore that he played a crucial role in the building of a
sculpture garden to the six Ancient Muses of the Arts.