SMORMA
Smorma, sibling of Mirakles of the Elastic Tendon, was the great
ravenous anemone that guarded the vast treasure at the bottom of the
Sunless
Grotto. His mother, Queen Desiphae was visited by the pseudo-god Thrag
in the
guise of a year’s supply of microwave popcorn. Nine months later, she
gave
birth to her son Mirakles, as well as Smorma. King Hyperenor did his
best to
kill Smorma at the instant of its birth, but it slipped from his hands
and fell
into the Grotto. After the defeat of Morgrom, Mirakles
returned to slay this hideous anemone and claim the treasure.