ANGUS
PUGNEY
In the early 1600s, Pugney's Ranch raised strong and healthy cattle
that provided enough meat and leather products for the entire Valley of
the Sparrows. Boos Myller used to sell his grain to the rancher. But in
the 1630s and 40s, the
curse of Morphius began to deteriorate the valley's fertility and the
once fattened cattle became slim. Despite this, Pugney won the
All-Valley Cattle Round-up Best of Show in 1643 GUE (West Shanbar Times
reported on this on Star Day, Oracle 1).
As
the effects of the evil powers of Morphius expanded, many of the
buildings and citizens vanished, including Pugney's Ranch, and were
relocated to the Great Underground Empire. Pugney was frigthened out of
his wits by the curse, the vultures, and all the other evils. Near
hysteria, he boarded himself up in his new subterranean
illuymnite-renovated
house with his wife. He only went outside to feed his milk cow, which
ate nothing but carrots. In fact, it was actually Snoot's cow (it is
uncertain how the cow came into the rancher's possession). There was an
instance when the hungry cow got loose and tore up Itah's
vegetable garden in search of carrots.
In 1647 GUE, a box of
brassiers mysteriously ended up in front of Pugney's house. Neither he
nor his wife had any knowledge as to how it came to be littering Pugney
property, nor were they able to get it open. When the unknown
Sweepstakes Winner ventured into the underground that year, Pugney was
happy to gift that adventurer with the box, which ended up being
essential to the defeat of Morphius. As the cow diet was nothing but
carrots, this same adventurer was also able to milk it in order to
obtain a remedy for the Whispering Woods' blindness curse.