POTION: FLAXO
Invented by 957 GUE, the indigo colored FLAXO potion, which
executes exquisite torture upon the drinker, tastes a combination of
anchovies, prune juice, and garlic powder. The following is a
description of this process, written first-hand by an adventurer:
As
I finished swallowing the potion, a well-muscled troll sauntered
in and strapped me to a torture device. He whacked my head with a
wooden two-by-four, grunting "You are playing Sorcerer. It was written
by S. Eric Meretzky. You will have fun and enjoy yourself." He repeated
this action 999 more times, then vanished without a trace.