POSTAL CODE, SECTION 115

The GUE Postal Service must preserve and protect the security of all mail from unauthoried opening, inspection, or reading of contents. Any person committing any of these unauthorized acts is subject to penalty. Willful of flagrant disrespect for privacy may be dealt with by the Guardian at an unexpected moment during your game at his discrection and may result in the forfeiture of all or some of your possessions. If you are reading this, we sincerely hope you have saved your game.

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