PLANE OF TRANSINFINITE SPLENDOR
The Plane of TransInfinite Splendor is a magical realm where unicorns
enjoy a carefree existence free from the cruelty of man. The unspoiled
landscape of rolling meadows, sparkling streams, and orchards bursting
with fruit, stretch away in every direction. The unicorns here were
hostile towards "earth-dwellers", refusing to allow their children to
suffered the same fate as they did at the hands of men. The only known
gateway to this plane was by opening an old chest which was probably
the product of the Antharian dwarves, with the inscription, "Do Not
Open This Chest" upon it.
In
966 a humble peasant became not only the first man to enter the Plane
of TransInfinite Splendor by the means of this chest, but the first
person in recorded history to defeat a monkey grinder. He did so by
presentined the old chest to it as a gift. The monkey grinder, loving
presents, eagerly opened it and magically banished the grinder to the
Planes of Splendor, where the unicorns presumably kept him in captivity
for all eternity. This peasant additionally sent a unicorn in
Mizniaport to the planes by the same means.
When the peasant,
upon traveling to the plans, was told by the unicorns to return and
tell them about the fate that awaited any who dared to violate their
solitude again. For all future intruders would be humiliated by having
a painful metal bit forced into their mouth, as they haul wagonloads of
overweight, aristocratic unicorns. The rest of their lives would be
spent pulling this laughing burden in a small circle, silent and
powerless as cruel taskmasters would whip them over and over again,
with infrequent stops for dirty water and oats.