MUTTERING TORCH
The magical muttering torches are continually muttering about
various topics. One found in Flatheadia Castle, 883 GUE, muttered about
human palm odors, the unfairness of existence as a torch, being
held too tightly, the callous discarding of burned-out torches, the
uncomfortableness of most sconces, etc. According to the bickering
torch of the same castle, this muttering torch desired to burn down the
castle.