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This
haggling bores me. I think I’d rather be trapped in a cage full of babbling
brogmoids. I don't think any of these fools even understand what it is that
they're arguing about. I for one don’t give a damn whether Presence comes from
the Implementors or from a piece of yipple dung. All I know is that our magic
works, and theirs doesn’t!
Ever
since the last emperor vanished, it’s been the same old story, over and over
again. The alchemists trying desperately to take over our organization, and us
stopping only to issue these silly decrees. No one really cares whether or not
they ever find their Philosopher’s Stone, but heaven forbid they try to take
over the Guild! Once the chapter's old men get defensive, they drag us here
from all corners of the land and watch our beards grow long...
I
wish we’d hurry up and vote already.
Belboz