GROPE
Grope was the Mayor of the City of
Froon in 966 GUE. He was tinier than
the rest of the citizens, of which already stood no taller than two
feet. He was known to be incredibly friendly and honorable, serving his
country whole-heartedly, but irritably impatient.
In the year 966 a humble
peasant-turned-adventurer killed
The Heeled One, a
gigantic boot who had
tormented the people of Froon for over 300 years. For accomplishing
this feet, Grope, Mayor of the City of Froon, offered the adventurer
one of three of the keys to the Kingdom of Froon (lavender, puce, or
mauve). These phony keys are actually cheap pieces of styrofoam, cut
into the shape of a giant key, spray painted and sprinkled with bits of
glitter with the words "City of Froon" scrawled in crayon across the
front. These sparse details are almost all that is known of this strange,
hidden land.
TRIVIA: - Lavender was one of Grope's favorite colors.