GRANOLA
Granola is hard, dry foodstuff harvested from the Granola Mines of
Antharia--healthy, all-natural, completely unprocessed and free o'
additives. While no one in Quendor liked granola, the gnomes, trolls,
and other magical races of the Eastlands loved it. Thus when
Pseudo-Duncanthrax conquered Antharia in 665, he had a market for all
of the useless granola that he had accumulated. A favorite of these
natives was a tall, frosty Granola Floats. As early as the 700 and
800s, it was discovered that granola could be smoked, and instantly
became a major addictive.
OTHER INFO/TRIVIA:-
One commerical brand of granola is known as "Zork Granola."
- Granola prices skyrocketed as mining production slowed to a historic low (sometime between 945~949).
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Sacred granola for some unknown religious purpose was discovered at the Steppinthrax Monatery in 949.
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The health and safety codes are very tough on piles of dragon excrements near delicious granola.
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It has been said that granola bar salesmen are more despised that murders.
- Granola is one of the face cards in the popular card game Double Fanucci.
| SOURCE(S): X Legends of Zork |