FROSTHAM
Frostham is the capital of the Gray Mountains Province, and is
renowned the world over for its many cultural buildings (the best known
of these being the Frostham Museum of Modern Arts and Sciences), and,
of course, temperatures cold enough to make an abominable snowman try
to wrap up warm, lest he catch a chill.
Frostham is run by a
tyrannical governor who is chosen once a month by lottery. Although
this method of government has been criticized by some outside of the
province for being very undemocratic, blatantly irresponsible and
eccentric, it is extremely popular in the region itself, with most
people brushing away criticism saying "what's so great about democracy
anyway?" Overall, it has been seen as an effective way of cutting
down on bureaucratic red tape and gives a whole new meaning to the
phrase "It could be you". The single drawback to this system was the
constantly changing street names, as each new tyrant would rename the
main street of Frostham after themselves and the stables after their
in-laws. It became such an issue that the local authorities began to
erect unusual monuments around the city, so when Lord Collywobble
Square changed to Lord Flurb Court, the good citizens of Frostham could
carry on referring to it as "the square with the statue of a flying
hungus."
It has often been said by people visiting Frostham, "I sure hope they
named this place for the wonderful ham, and not the freezing cold!"
It's been universally panned as one of the worst jokes of all time, and
yet it is still repeated by every new visitor to Frostham. No one is
quite sure why this is the case, but some fear that it is the result
of some ancient, unknown curse cast upon the land in ages now long
gone, or that the natives are possessed by a crude sense of humor.
HISTORY OF FROSTHAMWhile the
Great Monster Uprising of the Second Age of Magic forced the local
sherpas to refuse from venturing into the mountains, Frostham bred
stalwart and courageous warriors during those days, which were sought
out by adventurers all over the world for combat training. One of the many portals leading to the
Bozbarland arena was installed during the Uprising.