FLOOD
CONTROL DAM #3 (FCD#3)
The underground Flood Control Dam #3 is a staggering engineering
feat that must be seen to be believed. It was constructed in year 783
of the Great Underground Empire to harness the mighty destructive power
of the Frigid River. This work was supported by a grant of 37 million
zorkmids from the Central Bureaucracy and the local omnipotent tyrant
of the era, Lord Dimwit Flathead the Excessive. This impressive
structure is composed of 370,000 cubic feet of concrete, is 256 feet
tall at the center, and 193 feet wide at the top. The huge reservoir
created behind the dam has a volume of 1.7 billion cubic feet (an
ancient document, perhaps in error, records that the volume of
the
reservoir is 37 billion cubic feet), an area of 12 million square feet,
and a shore line of 36 thousand feet (an alternate dam guide book found
in 1067 GUE states that the shore line is only 35 thousand
feet).
The
construction of Flood Control Dam #3 took 112 days from ground breaking
to the dedication. It required a work force of 384 slaves, 34 slave
drivers, 12 engineers, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
The work was managed by a command team composed of 2345 bureaucrats,
2347 secretaries (at least two of whom can type), 12,256 paper
shufflers, 52,469 rubber stampers, 245,193 red tape processors, and
nearly one million dead trees.
The source of the dam's water is a stream which is the runoff of
an ancient underground glacier. The
Lake of Tears is the reservoir, its spillover the dam being the origin of the Frigid River, which flows
eastward from the dam, curves to the south, flows past the White Cliffs
Beach, before emerging into the world of the sun from a gaping opening
and pouring over the Aragain
Falls. A zig-zagging
staircase climbs the southern side of the dam from base to top. Those
who have attempted to go over the dam have met their doom among the
rocks at the base.
The
dam contained a lobby, once used as a waiting room for tourist
groups,
and a
maintenance room where the sluice gates and other electrical systems of
the dam are operated from. Portions of the maintenance
room and lobby have been demolished since its construction (see below).
Flood
Control Dam #3 is 1 bloit south (GUH-95), 4 bloits east (GUH-90) of
Flatheadia, and 13 bloits east of Port Foozle. Lying at the
northeastern edge of the Dungeon of Zork, several tunnels lead from the
dam into this underground region and the massive reservoir divides the first level of the dungeon.
A MORE DETAILED HISTORY
OF THE DAM
It
was during the inspection of the Royal Museum in 776 GUE when Dimwit
Flathead proposed his grandoise project to Lord Feepness. This
popular legend indicates that Lord Dimwit had originally
intended
to
name the dam Flood Control Dam #2, an entirely random designation,
since there were
no other such dams in existence:
"I've
been thinking and what we need is a dam, a tremendous dam to control
the Frigid
River, with thousands of gates. Yes! I can see it now. We shall call it
...
Flood Control Dam #2. No, not quite right. Aha! It will be Flood
Control Dam
#3."
In 777 GUE, after the completion of the Royal Museum, the Frobozz
Magic Cave Company moved to increase its staff as the well-publicized
dam project moved into full gear, although the actual construction of
the dam did not begin until Mumberbur 11th, 782 GUE. On that date,
ground was finally broken for the construction of Flood Control Dam #3.
Dedicated on Estuary 30th, 783 GUE, the dam afterward became one of the
most famous tourist attractions in all of
Zork. On the first day of every summer before the fall of the
Great Underground Empire in 883 GUE, crowds would line the banks of the
Frigid River for the annual opening of its floodgates.
It
had been said that this is the greatest
engineering feat in the history of the Great Underground Empire, as
well as the most nonsensical and expensive. This mammoth edifice
was hotly criticized by many since its founding as having
virtually no useful purpose, since it never rains underground. But
neither this concern, nor its extravagant cost would diminish its
magnificence, although the economy of the Great Underground Empire
suffered as a result. While there was never a Flood
Control Dam #1 or #2, others would follow, including #7 and #678.
Though
only four of the fourteen hundred sluice doors proposed by His
Lordly Excessiveness were ever actually constructed, these four doors
seemed to adequately regulate water pressure in the dam, with the
exception of one historical occasion (precise date unknown), when a
lesser Dam Engineer,
having troubles at home, fell asleep at the control panel and allowed
all four sluices to close at once. The dam burst, the Frigid River
flooded, and all power in the neighboring town of Port Foozle was cut
off
for eleven weeks. Since the underground shares one predominant
irrigation system, students as far away as the Eastlands Campus of GUE
Tech were flooded for an entire semester, causing the course in Magic
Potions 101 to become Magic Kayaking 101, and subsequently rendering a
term's worth of cheat notes utterly useless. The sluice doors and
damage done to the dam were repaired, and the controls were modified to
prevent all four sluice gates from being closed simultaneously. Part of
this renovation included a back-up panel overlooking the dam from the
eastern side.
In
fear of the dreaded Curse Day of 883 GUE, the floodgates of the great
Flood Control Dam #3 were left unmanned for the first time in history.
It would remain virtually abandoned for many years. At the end of the
ninth/early tenth century, the forces of Syovar battled the forces of
Krill at Flood Control Dam #3. Following this battle, Bivotar and
Juranda entered the maintenance room, opened the floodgates, and due to
a malfunction, caused pipes to burst which broke open a hollow in the
walls, where the three Palantirs of Zork had been hidden.
Following
the imprisonment of the evil wizard Malifestro at the beginning of the
tenth century, the dam became the famous tourist spot that it had been
at the height of the empire, but only for several years before before
it once again was neglected.
Battle of FCD#3: Stage 1 / 2 / 3
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One of the most famous battles of the early tenth
century (c.920~923) was the Battle of Flood Control Dam #3 when the
barbarian uprising was
put to an end. Thaddeus
Kaine, using his enemy’s prime weakness against them, decided he needed
a distraction to allow him to carry out his final solution plan. He
sent a party of troops to a high mountain northeast of the dam where
they made considerable noise, bewildering the barbarians as to the
intent of the exercise. While the barbarians were conveniently
enthralled with the noise, Kaine prepared for their destruction lining
the inside of his forces with matchsticks he found in a lobby of the
dam. That night, when the barbarians attacked, Kaine ordered his center
to fall back against his flanks. The barbarian army poured through the
gap in his lines. Kaine then lit his prepared matches, illuminating the
center of his horseshoe position. Too late, the barbarians tried to
retreat, only to be trapped against the dam and destroyed by the light.
Sometime
shortly before 966 GUE, the Great Underground Subway was installed. One
of its destinations was the back-up panel for Flood Control Dam #3
which was converted into a small tourist station (complete with
Souvenir Zorkmid Press).
Despite the security measures put in
place by the former closing of all four sluice gates at once, the Flood
Control Dam #3 was once again destroyed, this time the destruction was
irreversible. On Frobuary 34 of 1067, AFGNCAAP (the Fourth Dungeon
Master), managed to find a loophole in the system by REZROVing one of
the gates. Once all four were shut, the top portion of the dam burst
open and water flowed through new, unexpected, yet enormously relevant
areas of the Great Underground Empire. Power to the surrounding regions
was impeded for at least a day, forcing the Steppinthrax Monastery
totemizing to temporarily be suspended until auxiliary power was found.
In the process, this adventurer left a new bridge over the dam.
The
wounds done to Flood Control Dam #3 were torn down and reconstructed
with a much less scenic look (horrifically dull). The floodgates were
never replaced. All that remains of the dam today is a neglected
concrete wall with a steady flow of water spilling over the top. There
are rumors of an invisible door located at the dam's base, behind its
waterfall.
TRIVIA:
Chin-Ming Bastidas captured the breathing taking splendor of this engineering marvel in a rendering for a postcard.