The
ancient truths discovered by Bizboz and Dinbar, and all the Holy
Fathers of
Thaumaturgy are eternal and unchanging, and the assembled brethren of
this
Council affirm these truths for all time.
There
are, as it is written, but Three Essences of Magic, namely the
Presence,
Incantation, and Unusual Effect. It is the belief of the Fathers and of
this
Council that these Three Essences represent the Cause, the Action, and
the
Result, a chain of events that no science can overturn. It is further
our
belief that Presence is perfect and intransmutable, existing eternally
and
forever out of the grasp of mankind. We believe that Presence can be
placed
upon scrolls, wands, and liquids, but that no other form of magical art
is
possible.
Thus
we condemn and decry the unholy alchemists whose misguided ideas
pervade our
society. We laugh at their creeds proclaiming four or even five
essence. In
their foolishness they maintain that Magical Presence can be changed
and
altered, and that it is susceptible to the faulty laws of science. In
their
trickery they preach that Presence is not eternal, but begotten from
both
Incantation and Unusual Effect. This eternal circle of nonsense is only
compounded
by their deeper lies, that the essence of Presence can be found in base
metals
and common elements. The alchemists claim that through these elements,
mankind
can be purified and rise above its mortal self.
These
ideas are dangerous, foolish, and erroneous!
This
Council hereby declares that all who remain faithful to the stated
views of the
Alchemical Heretics are from this moment forward anathema. All
alchemists, all
sympathizers with the alchemists, and all who have ever held an
alchemical
belief, are hereby ostracized from the holy and universal Guild of
Enchanters,
and from all contact with those whom the Guild serves and protects.
Adopted
into Guild Law by a hand vote of 187 to 6.
Mumbar-
This
haggling bores me. I think I’d rather be trapped in a cage full of
babbling
brogmoids. I don’t think any of these fools even understand what it is
that
they’re arguing about. I for one don’t give a damn whether Presence
comes from
the Implementors or from a piece of yipple dung. All I know is that our
magic
works, and theirs doesn’t!
Ever
since the last emperor vanished, it’s been the same old story, over and
over
again. The alchemists trying desperately to take over our organization,
and us
stopping only to issue these silly decrees. No one really cares whether
or not
they ever find their Philosopher’s Stone, but heaven forbid they try to
take
over the Guild! Once the chapter’s old men get defensive, they drag us
here
from all corners of the land and watch our beards grow long...
I
wish we’d hurry up and vote already.
Belboz