ANNISS

Old Anniss was an elderly crone who allegedly ruined children's teeth and diets with cookies and candy which she constructed her hut from during the Great Monster Uprising. The processed sugar treats and chocolate she offerred for breakfast was rumored to have caused a steady increase in childhood obseity problems.

However, the source of this presumably bias information is her rival neighbor, an unknown witch whose hut was made of lima beans complete with a corncob knocker. In addition to slandering Anniss with the label "evil", this long-winded competitor rambled on about the ridiculously high prices of organic foods and wheat bran, and the need for alternate food sources, while in contrast, shared healthy lunches with her guests.

SOURCE(S): Legends of Zork